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A Call For Humor!

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A wedge of iceberg smothered in Roquefort dressing, bacon, and tomatoes is pretty tasty. Then again, cardboard would probably be equally tasty served in the same manner.

Martin
absolutely and irrevocably true -- just don't ask me how I know.
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A wedge of iceberg smothered in Roquefort dressing, bacon, and tomatoes is pretty tasty. Then again, cardboard would probably be equally tasty served in the same manner.

Martin
Suffice it to say I grew up in a region where Iceberg was called, simply, "lettuce." Romaine, Little Gem, Butter... hell, even "green leaf:" none of that existed. We just had lettuce and it was always iceberg.

And as I said, douse it liberally with some kind of Ranch (which blue cheese dressing is a form of) and cover it with Bacon or Baco-Bits :rolleyes: and you have yourself a Midwestern salad. Put black beans, tortilla strips and cheese on it and you got yerself a Mexican Salad.

Pardon me while I go vomit up the rest of my dreary food past in private. *cries a little inside

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A wedge of iceberg smothered in Roquefort dressing, bacon, and tomatoes is pretty tasty. Then again, cardboard would probably be equally tasty served in the same manner.

Martin
And you would not need to be concerned with the possibility of cyclosporiasis.
 
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