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A Call For Humor!

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IDK if it's even genuine


...but it brings back the deliberate silliness of the old days, so it might succeed IMHO
 
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Martin
 
When I went through culinary school, my chef for safety and sanitation brought this very issue up, but with Strawberries from a southern neighbor and a quite infamous outbreak that happened.

Needless to say, I don’t buy strawberries.

Ever.

And iceberg lettuce… I mean, is it anything but water and some cellulose?! It certainly doesn’t have any flavor unless you pee on it.

Or douse it in some form of ranch dressing.

F The World

It’s really not meant to be food.
 
When I went through culinary school, my chef for safety and sanitation brought this very issue up, but with Strawberries from a southern neighbor and a quite infamous outbreak that happened.

Needless to say, I don’t buy strawberries.

Ever.

And iceberg lettuce… I mean, is it anything but water and some cellulose?! It certainly doesn’t have any flavor unless you pee on it.

Or douse it in some form of ranch dressing.

F The World

It’s really not meant to be food.

A wedge of iceberg smothered in Roquefort dressing, bacon, and tomatoes is pretty tasty. Then again, cardboard would probably be equally tasty served in the same manner.

Martin
 
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Hahaha.

Back when I was deejaying at WZBC in the Monday 7-10 slot, the 10-2 was occupied by the rotating techno guys. We used to get Kompakt 12" in stacks so when the late lads were extra late I'd often bridge up after 10pm playing Monolake, which is quite nice. One day Schwilly B commented "no fair" so I then don't be late.
 
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