A Call For Humor!

[Brian Hall]

this is hysterical.

I thought it was funny and fairly accurate based on the few televised soccer games I've watched. Athletic but a bit too "sensitive".

 

[Robin L]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[respice finem]

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A (real) joke from decades ago and from another army (last year of the Warsaw Pact): Toilet paper in the barracks is classified, to prevent the enemy from knowing, how long it's not been available Those were really sh!tty times in many aspects...

 

[popej]

Those were really sh!tty times in many aspects...

Only jokes were good.

 

[Karmacoma]

Yep, good ol' soviet jokes (that are progressively coming back in Russia in an updated form).

A famous one:
A Soviet citizen wins a new car in a state lottery.
He is overjoyed and goes to claim it.
The official says, “Congratulations, comrade. Your car will be delivered in ten years.”
“Morning or afternoon?”
“What difference does that make? It's ten years from now!”
“The plumber is coming in the morning.”

 

[somebodyelse]

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Meanwhile on a rugby field...

Perhaps that's why it doesn't happen very often.

 

[respice finem]

Only jokes were good.

The biggest joke was the system itself

 

[respice finem]

Yep, good ol' soviet jokes (that are progressively coming back in Russian in an updated form)...

A Polish one (IDK if already recycled, anyway...): Two policemen standing behind a "working" graffiti sprayer, the graffiti says "idiots rule".
One of the policemen says to the other: I wonder what will he be accused of - vandalism or revealing state secrets

BTW, this was the difference between "late" Poland under the Commies and East Germany: The joke got printed in an official paper (IDK how it got through).

 

[Bleib]

 

[Multicore]

A (real) joke from decades ago and from another army (last year of the Warsaw Pact): Toilet paper in the barracks is classified, to prevent the enemy from knowing, how long it's not been available Those were really sh!tty times in many aspects...

Can you reformat that into a Radio Yerevan joke?

 

[Paul7777x]

I thought it was funny and fairly accurate based on the few televised soccer games I've watched. Athletic but a bit too "sensitive".

A bit like why American football is called gay rugby.

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[respice finem]

Can you reformat that into a Radio Yerevan joke?

Question: Can the rumour be true, that our Army is out of toilet paper?
Answer: It's classified, so we won't answer. Whatever that "toilet paper" is, comrade...

 

[respice finem]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[jkasch]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2066829465800380595

 

[Hapo]

 

[Hapo]