A Call For Humor!

[Ropeburn]

 

[respice finem]

wir schaffen uns

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[mhardy6647]

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Hard to argue with that.

 

[mhardy6647]

That triggered a joke in my brain: A very early version of a chatbot is asked to list some stereotypical words.
Output: Left channel, right channel, loudness, soundstage...

Probably a good thing it wasn't asked about quad words.

 

[KellenVancouver]

Living in Bulgaria, and knowing all the fancy tales about Macedonia, this made my day :-D

Little North Macedonia gets trash talk from Bulgaria, Albania, Greece, even Serbia. But in truth, everyone in the Balkans gets the same. It's unreal how madly they cling onto historical grievances. I once got caught on a bus in Croatia next to a guy who harangued me for three straight hours (insisting I speak directly with the U.S. President, no less) about how wronged his country was based on events some 600 years ago. Honestly, it was surreal.

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Timcognito]

Disc brake

Marcel Duchamp in the new millennia

 

[somebodyelse]

Reminds me of a German joke (then again, might be real, as most doctor jokes):

A body in the morgue is inspected by a "cold surgeon" (coroner) routinely, to rule out homicide etc.
He looks briefly, grabs his phone and calls the "house doctor" of the deceased:
Dear colleague, how did you manage to overlook this large hole in his forehead, and the even larger one on the other side? Your statement is "natural death"??
Answer: I didn't. He's got a .45 at point blank range, so naturally, he was dead on the spot.

The Ankh-Morpork City Watch had a similar line of reasoning on occasion, although depending on what the victim had said immediately before the event it might be considered suicide.

 

[snakedctr]

 

[ZolaIII]

 

[mhardy6647]

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all our base belong to Island Greeks, I suppose.

 

[respice finem]

The Ankh-Morpork City Watch had a similar line of reasoning on occasion, although depending on what the victim had said immediately before the event it might be considered suicide.

LOL I had to google what it is

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[mhardy6647]

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optional at extra cost

 

[letspla13]

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Note that per capita crime steadily increased after rear facing seating was eliminated . I'm not saying tailgunners are the only reason , but...

 

[Ropeburn]

Today's episode of Whimsical Music:

This one says it all:

And may I add it's also compatible with chasing a huge, screaming toad at 0200 half drunk with a kitty litter shovel. Did that a few years ago (cat brought giant toad inside and it hid under the sofa) and it was as very memorable experience I wish I had had this soundtrack for.

 

[Ropeburn]

Lol I stumbled upon/into an obvious rabbithole

 

[jkasch]

 

[mhardy6647]

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this is hysterical.