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A Call For Humor!

Elephant TV :)
 
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Reminds me of a German joke (then again, might be real, as most doctor jokes):

A body in the morgue is inspected by a "cold surgeon" (coroner) routinely, to rule out homicide etc.
He looks briefly, grabs his phone and calls the "house doctor" of the deceased:
Dear colleague, how did you manage to overlook this large hole in his forehead, and the even larger one on the other side? Your statement is "natural death"??
Answer: I didn't. He's got a .45 at point blank range, so naturally, he was dead on the spot.
 
...using stereotypical Canadian words like ‘eh.’
That triggered a joke in my brain: A very early version of a chatbot is asked to list some stereotypical words.
Output: Left channel, right channel, loudness, soundstage...
 
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