A Call For Humor!

[MatrixS2000]

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[Robin L]

"“Does cheese, considered as a living entity, also possess consciousness?”

“Cheese, oh to be sure, cheese is alive. Self-aware, actually, maybe not exactly the way we are, but still more than some clever simulation. We’re at a pivot point here in the history of food science, a strange new form of life that was deliberately invented, like Doctor Frankenstein or something—”

“Cheese—wait, cheese…has feelings, you say? You mean like…emotions?”

“Long-time spiritual truth in Wisconsin. Thousands of secretly devout cheezatarians…”

“Secretly?”

“Only waiting for our moment. We have to be careful, don’t we…wouldn’t want to go through all that Christians-and-Romans business again, would we?”

Thomas Pynchon, Shadow Ticket, page 82

 

[MatrixS2000]

“Cheese, oh to be sure, cheese is alive. Self-aware, actually, maybe not exactly the way we are, but still more than some clever simulation. We’re at a pivot point here in the history of food science, a strange new form of life that was deliberately invented, like Doctor Frankenstein or something—”

“Cheese—wait, cheese…has feelings, you say? You mean like…emotions?”

“Long-time spiritual truth in Wisconsin. Thousands of secretly devout cheezatarians…”

“Secretly?”

“Only waiting for our moment. We have to be careful, don’t we…wouldn’t want to go through all that Christians-and-Romans business again, would we?”

Thomas Pynchon, Shadow Ticket, page 82

Cheese is definitely conscious, self-aware, deep thinking and caring as per this internet example:

 

[mhardy6647]

Don't all y'all make me feel guilty about snarfing cheese...

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[Earth]

 

[MatrixS2000]

Don't all y'all make me feel guilty about snarfing cheese...

 

[mhardy6647]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

My uncle was one of these poor bastards. Till the day he died he couldn't talk about it. Just couldn't.
Worth remembering what they did in the name of this country.

 

[Paul7777x]

My uncle was one of these poor bastards. Till the day he died he couldn't talk about it. Just couldn't.
Worth remembering what they did in the name of this country.
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On a ‘call for humour thread’?

Why? Why would you do that?

 

[Robin L]

On a ‘call for humour thread’?

Why? Why would you do that?

A set-up for a truly evil joke?

 

[Keith_W]

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It should be pronounced "beumb":

 

[mhardy6647]

... or are you thinking of a "rhume"?

 

[Ropeburn]

Behold, the box king and his falling empire

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[mhardy6647]

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