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A Call For Humor!

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Three old ASR guys are in a bar, discussing how they are now deaf, and how young people are missing out on good music. One says "It's much worse, I try to pee and it comes in drips and drabs..." The next guy says "That's nothing - I try to take a dump and I'm straining for hours and just get a squirt out". The third guy says, "You're both pathetic. At 7:30 every morning I take a piss and it gushes like a fire hose. 5 minutes later I take a dump, and it's like an elephant dropping it out on the savanna" The first two, open eyed, say "Jeez - it's amazing at your age, and also considering you read all the nonsense on ASR!" The third guy says "Well, yeah but I don't get out of bed until gone 9 o'clock"
a) it's not funny and b) yr sense of humor sucks
 
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