A Call For Humor!

[MatrixS2000]

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[MatrixS2000]

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I almost came up with a nybble about this, but I was a couple of bits short.

 

[Bleib]

 

[Multicore]

This is Radio Yerevan. It is 8:45 and time for listeners' questions.

Radio Yerevan was asked: Why do women work so much on their appearance, but so little on their intellect?
We answer: Because there are many fewer blind men than stupid ones.

 

[Audionaut]

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[Multicore]

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Well, at least we're not using EBCDIC.

 

[Ropeburn]

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[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[olds1959special]

 

[mhardy6647]

Just making good on a threat, umm, promise I made elsewhere*

My favorite glycoconjugate song. To the tune of Jingle Bells.

Written late, late, late in the lab one night by (now) Dr. Amy Fogelstrom-Chai. She was an UG working in our lab in those days (as was her future husband). She was (is) a science-y type, but with a deep and broad artistic streak; a real Renaissance Woman. This was writ, very aesthetically, with illustrations, on the whiteboard in our conference room one morning ca. 1984.
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* https://www.audiosciencereview.com/...ons-and-suggestions.71284/page-5#post-2597195

 

[Soandso]

 

[mhardy6647]

Not Amy's artwork, but this is the cellular playing field described in the ditty above.

 

[Ropeburn]

Not Amy's artwork, but this is the cellular playing field described in the ditty above.

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Lysosome, and Chromatin

Post-translate the Protein

Nucle-otic filament

Appa-ratic Exocyte

Matri-cular centrosome

Enve-lope the Playing Field

♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪└⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┐⁠♪

 

[MatrixS2000]

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-... -.-. .-.-. .--- -. .

 

[Robin L]

 

[Bleib]

Printers. It's always printers.

 

[Ropeburn]

Okay guys, which one of you was it with that comment

 

[Robin L]

 

[snakedctr]