A Call For Humor!

[Ropeburn]

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This is Radio Yerevan. It is 9:30 and time for listeners' questions.

Radio Yerevan was asked: Why is our government not in hurry to land men on the moon?
We answer: Because they might decide to not return.

Looks like AI finally nailed hands, but now has difficulties understanding how humans read, and how visibility works in general.

 

[Multicore]

Looks like AI finally nailed hands, but now has difficulties understanding how humans read, and how visibility works in general.

I'd gladly use an actual photo from a soviet era Radio Yerevan studio.

So much wrong with that image. But it seems jokes without images are less appealing.

 

[Ropeburn]

I'd gladly use an actual photo from a soviet era Radio Yerevan studio.

So much wrong with that image. But it seems jokes without images are less appealing.

They're a lot like joking search pictures, it gets worse the longer you look

 

[Ropeburn]

 

[Audionaut]

 

[Audionaut]

 

[Ropeburn]

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The only time a soldier in uniform is allowed to use an umbrella is when he's accompanying a lady and is holding it for her. The military is so hopelessly oldschool oftentimes.

 

[respice finem]

The only time a soldier in uniform is allowed to use an umbrella is when he's accompanying a lady and is holding it for her. The military is so hopelessly oldschool oftentimes.

Why we're at it - a military K9 has the following components: the handling officer, the leading leash, the supporting harness and the dog itself

 

[Ropeburn]

Why we're at it - a military K9 has the following components: the handling officer, the leading leash, the supporting harness and the dog itself

That's on paper. In practice, he's Comrade Doge.

 

[jkasch]

 

[jkasch]

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[Robin L]

I'd gladly use an actual photo from a soviet era Radio Yerevan studio.

So much wrong with that image. But it seems jokes without images are less appealing.

All that "retro" gear looks cool, don't recognize a scrap of it. It's this what they mean by "Hallucinated"?

 

[Robin L]

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[Audionaut]

Radio Yerevan

Question for Radio Yerevan:
“Is it true that you can win cars on Red Square in Moscow?”
Answer:
“In principle, yes. But not in Moscow—in Leningrad. Not on Red Square—at the train station. And they’re not cars—they’re bicycles. And they aren’t won—they’re stolen.”

 

[Audionaut]

Question for Radio Yerevan:
“Is it possible to establish communism in the desert?”
Answer:
“In principle, yes. But after a few years, you’d have to import the sand.”

 

[Multicore]

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Question for Radio Yerevan:
“Is it true that you can win cars on Red Square in Moscow?”
Answer:
“In principle, yes. But not in Moscow—in Leningrad. Not on Red Square—at the train station. And they’re not cars—they’re bicycles. And they aren’t won—they’re stolen.”

That's a version of my favorite Radio Yerevan joke.

This photo is rather good. The lamp post is glorious and I like the decoration above the main entrance too. The dentil is rather fine and perhaps unusual in that Idk if they are often set at an angle to horizontal like this.

 

[jkasch]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Timcognito]

Everyone, after viewing the the last five pages. BRAVO