A Call For Humor!

[Bwaslo]

 

[Multicore]

Or phantom pain = it starts with just looking at work clothes

There are indeed some interesting phenomena to explore with clothes. I need only walk past the Italian restaurant to get spaghetti sauce on my shirt. Idk how that happens.

 

[Count Arthur]

 

[Multicore]

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Suddenly I need to know, do speech bubbles reflect in mirrors? If not, why? If so, what do they sound like?

 

[Timcognito]

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The Netherlands is doomed.

 

[Member 90125]

 

[Ropeburn]

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Whatever happened to oldschool industrialists and army generals who were all too happy about big masses of productive workers and healthy soldiers?

 

[Multicore]

Whatever happened to oldschool industrialists and army generals who were all too happy about big masses of productive workers and healthy soldiers?

I'm happy to talk քօʟɨȶɨƈֆ but, you know...

 

[Audionaut]

This is Radio Yerevan

Eriwan in German

Question for Radio Eriwan:
“What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?”
Answer:
“In capitalism, people exploit other people. In socialism, it’s exactly the opposite.”

 

[respice finem]

But it becomes obsolete in Communism - at some point, there's nothing to exploit, materially at least

Radio Yerivan, Eriwan, Erewań, or whatever: Listener question: What would happen, if our Communists were to live in the Sahara?
Answer: Not much, but with time the sand would run out.

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Nutul]

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What is genius...?

 

[Redacted]

Three old ASR guys are in a bar, discussing how they are now deaf, and how young people are missing out on good music. One says "It's much worse, I try to pee and it comes in drips and drabs..." The next guy says "That's nothing - I try to take a dump and I'm straining for hours and just get a squirt out". The third guy says, "You're both pathetic. At 7:30 every morning I take a piss and it gushes like a fire hose. 5 minutes later I take a dump, and it's like an elephant dropping it out on the savanna" The first two, open eyed, say "Jeez - it's amazing at your age, and also considering you read all the nonsense on ASR!" The third guy says "Well, yeah but I don't get out of bed until gone 9 o'clock"

 

[thewas]

 

[rationaltime]

 

[respice finem]

Wins the Internet

 

[Audionaut]

 

[Audionaut]

 

[Audionaut]

 

[Audionaut]