A Call For Humor!

[Robin L]

 

[Robin L]

 

[Robin L]

 

[mhardy6647]

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... or possibly Microsoft Teams.

 

[jkasch]

 

[xray]

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Both my daughters were changing tires before they were allowed to get a driver's licence. I tried to avoid raising princesses.

 

[Keith_W]

Both my daughters were changing tires before they were allowed to get a driver's licence. I tried to avoid raising princesses.

Many years ago, my wife was driving back from a country town when she got a flat tyre. She rang me, and I drove out to change the tyre. When I got there, I saw the tyre was absolutely shredded. I asked her what happened? She said the tyre blew out further away, but there was no phone reception there. So she drove 5km on a flat tyre before she got phone reception and called me. I ended up having to replace the wheel as well. What could have been a $200 tyre replacement became $1500.

I taught her how to change a tyre after that.

 

[xray]

I taught her how to change a tyre after that.

I tried to teach my wife but she refuses. She says she would never go anywhere out of cell range so she would either call me or the auto club. It's good her car has run flats.

 

[respice finem]

Many years ago, my wife was driving back from a country town when she got a flat tyre. She rang me, and I drove out to change the tyre. When I got there, I saw the tyre was absolutely shredded. I asked her what happened? She said the tyre blew out further away, but there was no phone reception there. So she drove 5km on a flat tyre before she got phone reception and called me. I ended up having to replace the wheel as well. What could have been a $200 tyre replacement became $1500.

I taught her how to change a tyre after that.

Now, it can get even more "interesting", because many cars don't have a spare any more, just this "slime" thing to press into a punctured tyre, and a "toy" compressor. Like this:

https://www.amazon.de/Slime-Reifenpannen-Reparatur-Set-Notfall-Set-Reifenpannenschutz-Stra%C3%9Fenfahrzeuge/dp/B003QHY000/ref=asc_df_B003QHY000?tag=bingshoppin0b-21&hvqmt=e&hvlocint=

If it's more than a puncture, or the "slime" is too old, good luck... I've been lucky once on a German Autobahn - even twice: I've noticed the flat tyre in a curve, at (IIRC) 170 km/h, and let the car roll out slowly, so nothing happened. Filled in the "slime" (well past its expiration date) and air, and drove home (about 100 km). After getting out of the car, the tyre looked OK. Next morning it was flat... BTW: I just realized, I have the same "patent" in my current car, and it's 8 years old. Time to replace the "slime" to avoid the same happening.

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[respice finem]

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Two sad-drunk men at the bar, one says oh look, I got an ice cube with a hole.
The other one: Story of my married life

 

[rationaltime]

 

[Bleib]

 

[respice finem]

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So that's why it's not over yet

 

[respice finem]

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Some dogs even do drink beer (not recommended though, esp. for small ones)

 

[Mnyb]

... or possibly Microsoft Teams.

Its better as single player

 

[Bleib]

 

[mhardy6647]

Its better as single player

Excellent point!

I keep hunting all of the other players -- tryin' to catch 'em by surprise.

 

[mhardy6647]

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My whole understanding of corporeal reality just changed!