A Call For Humor!

[Brian Hall]

Hostage negotiations but the hostage is mid​

 

[Bleib]

I don't get it, this is supposed to be luxury clothing

 

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Alternative version: Always tell the truth, you can only die once
(or, in this case, twice)

 

[Philbo King]

#1 , mockery can be humor , Monty Python and the Holy Grail ,Blazing Saddles , Space Balls , Robin Hood Men in Tights... Mock the original subject matter , but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that you could sit through all of these and be genuinely confused as to why anyone is laughing .

#2 here comes your second "So?" You fail to grasp that YOU do not dictate what others find funny , and are not the fun police and are only in control of your own actions and feelings , not ours .

#3 I am starting to compile a nice set of memes , jokes and anecdotes on a particular subject matter to share as a protest .

#4 I'm going to plagiarize here. Who knows , but I'm going to say I outweigh a large percentage of the people posting in this thread , and probably of all ASR members, so lets call me fat , and I found the original joke mildly humorous , but I find your offense incredibly humorous .

They say every obese person has a skinny person inside them. What they don't say: He ate the skinny person for lunch.
(Sorry...)

 

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[thewas]

 

[Ropeburn]

 

[Robin L]

 

[Bleib]

 

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Probably has a shoe factory

 

[dkinric]

 

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Sure, as long as ending up as prey counts as healing

 

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That, again, depends what sh!t the manager was on

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[mhardy6647]

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I learned a slightly different version of this bromide:

When dealing with someone whose perspective differs from yours,
Walk a mile in their shoes.
Then, you'll be a mile away from them,
And you'll have their shoes.

PS For those who don't measure in things like miles -- "a couple of kilometers" will suffice.

 

[Multicore]

I learned a slightly different version of this bromide:


PS For those who don't measure in things like miles -- "a couple of kilometers" will suffice.

Better!

What do you think about changing the last word to Jordans?

 

[Ropeburn]

 

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Sometimes they can do some more though

 

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BTW - similar, but about homo "sapiens"

God created humans, because he was disappointed by apes.
After this, he gave up completely.

 

[Ropeburn]

BTW - similar, but about homo "sapiens"

God created humans, because he was disappointed by apes.
After this, he gave up completely.

Yeah, he created us in his image, and we came so close he started to hate himself. Nobody likes to see his own flaws mirrored by others.