A Call For Humor!

[Ropeburn]

 

[Soandso]

 

[ryanosaur]

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The Donut Hole Lobby upset that their favorite snack was “shrinkflating” during the Depression and war years?

 

[egellings]

With today's prices, the next pictogram may be inspired by this

At those prices, I'd start doing shots of the stuff, with a beer chaser.

 

[respice finem]

At those prices, I'd start doing shots of the stuff, with a beer chaser.

Fun fact: Yesterday I've filled up my Diesel car, and also bought new headphones for my mother (Philips Fidelio X2HR).
The headphones were about 20$ less expensive (in Poland). Wild times.

 

[respice finem]

And the Oscar goes to... (not sure if it's genuine or AI, but Huskys are overdramatic, and very "sturdy" too).

 

[TankTop]

 

[Berwhale]

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Bruh never learned BODMAS!

 

[xray]

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That's why contests have the skill testing question if you win. It's to weed out people like that.

 

[Timcognito]

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It's 1150 I checked on my slide rule. Never fails

 

[mhardy6647]

It's 1150 I checked on my slide rule. Never fails

You know... I tried that, too -- but I got eleven and a half.

 

[Timcognito]

You know... I tried that, too -- but I got eleven and a half.

Yeah placing that decimal point was where one can really screw up. I don't miss those days but another part of me is far more grateful for modern advances because of them.

 

[mhardy6647]

I showed my almost 11 year old granddaughter (who is impressively math-savvy) how to use a slide rule last week.

 

[Spkrdctr]

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All that for a dollar. Wow, inflation is killing us.......

 

[Platypus20]

All that for a dollar. Wow, inflation is killing us.......

How do they pictures of the vampires, I thought they had no reflection and were unphotographic

 

[blackmetalboon]

Cheekiest cat ever, I love him

Adam was a hamster in a previous life. Hamstered so hard, he moved up in reincarnation status and became a cat. Kept the cheeks.

It does worry me that a cat has the power to control the home appliance, on the left, to express its needs!

 

[thewas]

 

[mhardy6647]

So... we are part of a local food coop here in the "Upper Valley" (a bucolic region, without question). The Coop has some advantages (e.g., excellent meat, seafood, and produce), but, of course, not cheap. We don't shop there often -- but we do when it counts (e.g., prime rib for Christmas dinner).
Every month they have a giveaway for coop members -- if you bought something that month, you're entered. We only found this out when, out of the blue, a year or so ago, we got a call telling us we'd won! Stopped by and picked up our prize, an environmentally sincere tote bag filled with environmentally sincere cleaning products.
Fast forward to yesterday. Mrs. H was starting our first tranche of seeds for the garden (tomatoes). She wanted a spray bottle to mist the pots and the seedlings without over-wetting them. She asked about the things we'd won three of, so I went and got one. Nice glass bottles with a spray head.
I opened the environmentally sincere packaging, started to extract the contents, and began laughing uproariously.
Mrs. H, not surprisingly, wondered what was up*, so I showed her the (three) packets of cleaner packaged with the spray bottle.



Here's the front and back.


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* I am, of course, normally so sober and serious-minded.

 

[Soandso]

 

[rationaltime]

50 years ago today, ‘STAR WARS’ began filming.
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