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A Call For Humor!

Clippy is My Co-Pilot
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You can just remap the Caps Lock key to the Shift key. The Keyboard Manager in Windows Power Toys will do this...

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Or you could have the Caps Lock key type the text of your choice :)

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Aww, your so nice. ASR to the rescue!
 
Well, many have another on the other side of the space so maybe not completely lost.

Either way, see if the Caps Lock key fits there. Caps Lock is the worst key ever. I hate Caps Lock. As you have already seen I removed it from the keyboard on my desktop computer. On the MacBook I just have to endure it.

Anti-Caps Lockers of the world UNITE!

The only people who benefit from caps lock are the ones who post rants in all capitals.
 
Thank you.

Who know how to do this on the Mac? If it's ok to ask that on the jokes thread.

System Settings > Keyboard > Keyboard Shortcuts > Modifier Keys
 
Based on the positive "likes" my assistant George (95kg 3 year old Saint Bernard) has received for helping the ASR server upgrade monitoring today....
I thought I would put up his application for a vacant ASR moderator's position.

Strengths:
Gets on well with everybody.
Sunny disposition.
Eats anything.

Weaknesses:
Sleeps mostly
Very narrow skill set ( mostly around eating)
Sheds pounds of fur a week.
Covers anyone within 10 feet in a water/slobber mix after drinking.
In fact will be almost no help whatsoever in pretty much anything you decide to do, but will cover you in dog hair and slobber while you work.
Eats everything he gets his paws on.

Can he get an interview?
What's the pay like?
Can he get his salary in the form of meat?

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