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A Call For Humor!

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Somewhat similar: A young guy goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job as a salesman. The manager said OK, you can work one day and if you can prove you're a good salesman, you got the job. After that day, the manager asked, "how many customers bought something from you?" The "rookie" says, just one - but he spent quite a sum: First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine boat. Then he said he didn't think his car would pull it, so I took him to the automotive department and sold him a 4x4 truck... The boss said: "He came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?" The rookie said, no, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said: well, your weekend's shot, but still, you could go fishing...
 
Maybe not very rare in the U.S., but this is in Germany:

 
oh, as an aside... the "British English" :rolleyes: spelling is so much cooler.
diarrhoea
especially if we go the full Monty and use the ligature (digraph) for the o e diphthong.
diarrhœa

I mean, that makes it seem like something one would be proud to have.
Am I right?

:cool:
The British spelling diarrhoea is fitting because it ends with an explosion of vowels.
 
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