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A Call For Humor!

Speaking as someone who has spent his fair share of time in the company of persons who prefer to go about sans clothing, I find that sort of footwear, not to mention those socks, rather appalling. Are shoes and socks not articles of clothing? And those shoes? And those socks?
 
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And he could turn water into wine. I have similar powers: I can turn wine into piss.
I don't even need wine for this - water is sufficient :)
 
As All in the Family's Archie Bunker put it:
This is how brewing works in the Rhineland. Do you know why Alt beer (Düsseldorf) is dark, and Kölsch (Cologne) is light?

It's got to do with the flowing direction of the Rhine. It flows to Cologne, the brewers take the water and make beer. Then later piss it back into Rhine, which then flows to Düsseldorf, where the brewers take the water...
 
This is how brewing works in the Rhineland. Do you know why Alt beer (Düsseldorf) is dark, and Kölsch (Cologne) is light?

It's got to do with the flowing direction of the Rhine. It flows to Cologne, the brewers take the water and make beer. Then later piss it back into Rhine, which then flows to Düsseldorf, where the brewers take the water...
 
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