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Verb
lear (third-person singular simple present lears, present participle learing, simple past and past participle leared)
  1. (transitive, archaic and Scotland) To teach.
  2. (intransitive, archaic) To learn.
But what does it mean?
WordWebPro:
Noun: Lear
1. British artist and writer of nonsense verse (1812-1888)
2. The hero of William Shakespeare's tragedy who was betrayed and mistreated by two of his scheming daughters
SEOD:
Noun: Lear
1. Tape; binding for the edges of fabric. lME–m18.
2. A thickening for sauces, soups, etc.; a thickened sauce. lME–m19.
3. Colour (of sheep or cattle) due to the nature of the soil.
4. A slow-cooling heated tunnel for annealing glass.
5. Instruction, learning. Formerly also, a piece of instruction, a lesson; a doctrine, a religion.
Verb: Lere (obsolete exc. Scot. Also lear, (Scot.) leir. OE
1. verb trans. Teach; = learn verb 3. OE–m19.
2. verb trans. Inform, tell; = learn verb 4. ME–m17.
3. verb trans. & intrans. Acquire knowledge of (something); = learn verb 1. ME–e19.
4. verb intrans. Acquire knowledge, become informed. ME.
There are a few other, choice 4-letter words with more meanings and which can be used in any of the 8 parts of speech. :facepalm:
 
Oh, fermented fish..
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It's really common in Asia, actually. Three other European examples I can think of are: Rakfisk (Norway, fermented trout), Hakarl (Greenland, fermented shark), and Garum (ancient Roman fermented fish sauce). I have tried Hakarl and Garum. Hakarl - I would gladly never eat again. It stings and your mouth feels like a filthy toilet. Garum - I would never buy it again. It tastes almost exactly like an Asian fish sauce, but it is unbelievably expensive. Asian fish sauce is cheap, and it's a staple in my pantry.

Here are some Asian fermented fish / seafood:

- Belachan (Malaysian fermented shrimp, comes in a block). It needs to be toasted before use, and it absolutely stinks. But once it's in food, the flavour becomes more mellow and it has a deep umami. Try it in sambal belachan (a chilli sauce, eaten with rice or used as a base for a Malaysian curry), or kangkung belachan (stir fried green vegetables with belachan).
- Cincalok (pronounced "Chinchalok"). Another Malaysian fermented shrimp, but this time the shrimps are whole and it is used as a condiment.
- Hongeo. Korean fermented skate, said to be an expensive delicacy. It is said to be similar to Hakarl, in that the urea in the flesh is converted to ammonia. But unlike Hakarl, which is dried, Hongeo is eaten wet. Watching videos of people eating raw Hongeo is rather off-putting. I have yet to try.
- Shiokara. Japanese squid, fermented in its own guts.
- Funazushi. Japanese sushi / sashimi, but with fermented fish. This is the ancient predecessor of modern sushi.

I am not including all the different types of Chinese salted fish and dried seafoods because they don't seem weird to me, I use some form of dried seafood almost weekly. These include: flounder fish powder, flounder fish bones, dried squid, dried oysters, dried sea cucumber, dried scallops, dried abalone, salted fish (many types!), etc.
 
It's really common in Asia, actually. Three other European examples I can think of are: Rakfisk (Norway, fermented trout), Hakarl (Greenland, fermented shark), and Garum (ancient Roman fermented fish sauce). I have tried Hakarl and Garum. Hakarl - I would gladly never eat again. It stings and your mouth feels like a filthy toilet. Garum - I would never buy it again. It tastes almost exactly like an Asian fish sauce, but it is unbelievably expensive. Asian fish sauce is cheap, and it's a staple in my pantry.

Here are some Asian fermented fish / seafood:

- Belachan (Malaysian fermented shrimp, comes in a block). It needs to be toasted before use, and it absolutely stinks. But once it's in food, the flavour becomes more mellow and it has a deep umami. Try it in sambal belachan (a chilli sauce, eaten with rice or used as a base for a Malaysian curry), or kangkung belachan (stir fried green vegetables with belachan).
- Cincalok (pronounced "Chinchalok"). Another Malaysian fermented shrimp, but this time the shrimps are whole and it is used as a condiment.
- Hongeo. Korean fermented skate, said to be an expensive delicacy. It is said to be similar to Hakarl, in that the urea in the flesh is converted to ammonia. But unlike Hakarl, which is dried, Hongeo is eaten wet. Watching videos of people eating raw Hongeo is rather off-putting. I have yet to try.
- Shiokara. Japanese squid, fermented in its own guts.
- Funazushi. Japanese sushi / sashimi, but with fermented fish. This is the ancient predecessor of modern sushi.

I am not including all the different types of Chinese salted fish and dried seafoods because they don't seem weird to me, I use some form of dried seafood almost weekly. These include: flounder fish powder, flounder fish bones, dried squid, dried oysters, dried sea cucumber, dried scallops, dried abalone, salted fish (many types!), etc.
Excellent culinary competence show :)

But I have to give a shoutout to Surströmming a Swedish variety https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surströmming
It’s not as bad as it reputation .
 
And Zamfir is a master of the pan flute. Being the master of something doesn't mean I'll like it....

OMG! The amazing PAN FLUTE. Can't live with it and can't live without it. Good old Zamfir. Haven't heard of him in a very long time.
 
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I was awakened at 1:30 this morning by a weird sound outside of our house. I quickly traced it to our front door. With some trepidation (but a pretty good working hypothesis) I flipped on the outside light.
'twas a deer snacking on (or attempting to snack on) the wreath still hanging on the door. :facepalm:
Took me an hour to get back to sleep. :(

Winter is interesting here as it reveals the tracks of all of the things that pass through the yard when nobody's looking...

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* leaving wreaths on doors until spring/Easter is not uncommon in New England... and we do try our best to fit in... :rolleyes:
 
I was awakened at 1:30 this morning by a weird sound outside of our house. I quickly traced it to our front door. With some trepidation (but a pretty good working hypothesis) I flipped on the outside light.
'twas a deer snacking on (or attempting to snack on) the wreath still hanging on the door. :facepalm:
Took me an hour to get back to sleep. :(

Winter is interesting here as it reveals the tracks of all of the things that pass through the yard when nobody's looking...

_______________
* leaving wreaths on doors until spring/Easter is not uncommon in New England... and we do try our best to fit in... :rolleyes:
Weird. Two nights ago I woke up to something that sounded like a very large squeak toy on our back deck. Went out to see if I could figure it out to no avail.
Best I could figure is maybe a family of Raccoons moving around. No chittering that I could make out but rather a husky cooing and wheezing type of sound.

Of course, that also stirred the cats, and they needed to go investigate. :rolleyes: :)
 
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