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A Call For Humor!

Years ago I asked my doctor friends how many holes are there in a human body? Answer: one (from mouth to ****). Everything else - lungs, genitals, bladder, etc. is an invagination. There are passageways, e.g. nostrils, tear ducts, Eustachian tube. But only one hole. We are coelomates.

Does that mean we aren't digging a post hole when installing a fence? Do I own a post hole digger or a post hole invaginator?
 

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I'm Thomas Montana!

Fun Fact: My first visit to the US was to my companies office in Dadeland, Miami. My first every experience of a US shopping mall, was therefore Dadeland Mall, which I later found out had a bit of a history: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/kendall/article231644003.html

More about the Cocaine Cowboys as the inspiration for Scarface here: https://www.vice.com/en/article/scarface-was-inspired-by-this-lavish-coke-fueled-hotel/
 
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I feel the need to point out that even the can can't seems a bit taken aback by this development.

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Does that mean we aren't digging a post hole when installing a fence? Do I own a post hole digger or a post hole invaginator?
Oh, and... Before using a post hole digger, is it a pre hole digger?
This kind of stuff is important!

;)
 
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I'm so like this. There are some French doors behind the White House Rose Garden where the hardware on one side is off a good half inch off the other and I don't think I ever heard one word from any president that spoke there.
 
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I'm so like this. There are some French doors behind the White House Rose Garden where the hardware on one side is off a good half inch off the other and I don't think I ever heard one word from any president that spoke there.
I must confess I had to look for a surprisingly long time to see it
 
View attachment 510458I feel the need to point out that even the can can't seems a bit taken aback by this development.

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Oh, and... Before using a post hole digger, is it a pre hole digger?
This kind of stuff is important!

;)
“peanuts can’t” reminds me of my time living in Singapore. In Singlish you say can or cannot in place of yes/no or possible/not possible etc (can you help me set up a DBT, sorry lah, cannot)

Anyway, a friend was at a hawker centre and wanted a drink with his noodles:
“Can I have a can of Coke?”

Reply: “Bottle can, can cannot”
 

You guys don't get many New Zealanders in your country. But Australia is full of them. That is exactly how they speak! I won't post a rather NSFW joke about Kiwis having "six" because that would get me banned. I mean, ASR members already think I am fatphobic! So i'll post this one instead:


And this one:

 
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