A Call For Humor!

[olds1959special]

Bing Crosby is sitting alone at a bar. When in walks David Bowie, looking really depressed. “What’s up?” asks Bing. “I don’t know what to do” says David. “My inflatable arse has collapsed. “Oh don’t worry,” says Bing. “You can borrow my rubber bum pump”. “Your rubber bum pump”? “My rubber bum pump”.

 

[Brian Hall]

Midwest Siri​

 

[Audionaut]

 

[Audionaut]

 

[thewas]

 

[Ropeburn]

 

[Chaconne]

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When AI takes over, it's going to get us back for questions like this.

 

[Timcognito]

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[Karmacoma]

 

[theREALdotnet]

Bing Crosby is sitting alone at a bar. When in walks David Bowie, looking really depressed. “What’s up?” asks Bing. “I don’t know what to do” says David. “My inflatable arse has collapsed. “Oh don’t worry,” says Bing. “You can borrow my rubber bum pump”. “Your rubber bum pump”? “My rubber bum pump”.

My favourite rendition of this beloved carol is actually by Christopher Lee, believe it or not.

 

[Bleib]

 

[Multicore]

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The opening scenes of The Long Goodbye with Elliot Gould.

 

[Multicore]

Whoa. That right there is awesome.

Yes. And so is the word: ambulette.

 

[FreakyKiwi]

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Doing the maths that's an average of 7.48 each, every day, for 65 years (18-83).

 

[Bleib]

Doing the maths that's an average of 7.48 each, every day, for 65 years (18-83).

I wonder if they did tag team a la WWF. "you finish him off"

 

[respice finem]

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hopefully not prophetic...

 

[EJ3]

Frigging addicting to watch (even after 64 years of having a boat and deep water in the back yard and 18 years spent on ships, you would have thought this stuff is uncommon).
But it is not uncommon. Super fun to watch.
The ship's slamming together. There is the BASS SLAM!

 

[Multicore]

Jockstep

Is this a characteristic symptom of an infectious fungal outbreak in Aberdeenshire or a new music and dance fashion involving uptempo EDM remixes of The Proclaimers?

The word appeared by chance on my computer screen a moment ago and I felt it needed a meaning. Please help.

 

[respice finem]

Jockstep

Is this a characteristic symptom of an infectious fungal outbreak in Aberdeenshire or a new music and dance fashion involving uptempo EDM remixes of The Proclaimers?

The word appeared by chance on my computer screen a moment ago and I felt it needed a meaning. Please help.

This is what the AI "oracle" says (not citing a source, iinterestingly):

 

[Bleib]

In 1913, this article attempted to imagine what babies would look like in the year 2012.