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A Call For Humor!

An old shark teaches his son hunting:
Son: Dad, why do you chase the human, instead of killing him instantly?
Dad: Who wants to eat him with all the shit?
 
We've got a Berlin right here in the Granite State... but it's pronounced "burr'-lynn" (slight emphasis on the first syllable).
People'll look at you like a flatlander if you say it like that German Stadt. :rolleyes:
Of course, we also have a small city called Lebanon, but it's pronounced sort of like lebbanun.

Yankees do things like this so that outsiders are easily recognized.

Test it yourself. Fly to Boston* and then take the Logan Express bus out to the northern suburb town of Woburn.
Say the town's name to someone on the bus and see what happens**.
:cool::eek::facepalm:

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* Bahsten.
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unless, that is, you already know how it is pronounced -- although you'll still probably get an odd reaction. ;)
"Woobu'n" is a rough approximation of the proper pronunciation
Well, there's Berlin (pronounced BURR lin) in Ohio. There's also Lima (LYE ma) Ohio, Mecca (pronounced more normally), etc.
 
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I had the 'pleasure' of staying in a Travel Inn & Suites in Lebanon, New Jersey for a work trip many years ago :)

I spent some quality time in Le Mars, Iowa doing an Oracle EBS database upgrade for The Blue Bunny Ice Cream Company (who had a lucrative contract making all the novelty ice creams for all the Disney locations in the US).

Available accommodation consisted of a Motel 6 or a Motel 8 which were side my side (can't remember which one I picked).

Well... the railway track ran out the back of either and freight trains ran all the time. I suffered this for a week and then booked something better in Sioux City (about a 40 minute drive away).

Perk of the job was unlimited access to a freezer full of ice cream.

Peter
 
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OTOH, if Windows 12 would really be streamlined, admin mode commands might begin with "sudo" :p
 
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