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A Call For Humor!

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@Robin L's gift list above reminds me of a (reputed) classified ad from days of yore.
TAPEWORM FOR SALE
Nice Pet. Goes where you go, eats what you eat. Serious inquiries only...
EDIT: And speaking of tapeworms... I once read that at least one "diet pill" of the pre-Harrison Drug Act, Snakeoil days of pharmacy, contained tapeworm eggs. Pretty much guaranteed to work, I suppose.

Oh, and speaking of snakeoil... the redoubtable Wyeth pharmaceutical company (gobbled up by Pfizer in 2009*) got its start, quite literally, selling snake oil (or snake-oil-esque) products in the 19th century. Oh, and the drug lord Wyeths were relatives of the artist Wyeths. But I digress...

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* don't ask me why I know this. ;)
 
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Oh ggggod, I have to go to a Holiday house gathering and will have to talk to people. I can talk about audio equipment, but you know how far that will get me. Maybe I bring along a couple copies of Scientific American to spur a conversation.
Not sure about that plan, Tim. Could be awkward. I suggest you take your accordion instead.
 
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