A Call For Humor!

[Robin L]

 

[Ropeburn]

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A risk worth taking. Getting high on various substances isn't just essentially human, but seems utterly universal for the higher lifeforms on this planet.

"Things start happening to them"

 

[Sir Sanders Zingmore]

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Monster Undeterred By Night-Light

MILTON, MA—A terrifying monster broke into a local boy’s room Sunday night, brutally murdering and devouring the child despite the presence of a protective Mighty Morphin Power Rangers night-light. A forensics report revealed that the unidentified beast spent several minutes violently shaking...

theonion.com

 

[mhardy6647]

Monster Undeterred By Night-Light

MILTON, MA—A terrifying monster broke into a local boy’s room Sunday night, brutally murdering and devouring the child despite the presence of a protective Mighty Morphin Power Rangers night-light. A forensics report revealed that the unidentified beast spent several minutes violently shaking...

theonion.com

Milton's like that.

 

[Sir Sanders Zingmore]

Milton's like that.

Milton the monster

 

[mhardy6647]

Milton the monster

I thought that Milton was a toaster...

Not to be confused with the Brave Little Toaster

nor the Flying Toasters of screensaver fame...

nor the Flying Toasters of 30 Seconds over Winterland (which predate the above by quite some time... but probably stem from similarly recreational use of pharmaceutical products...)

we toast at dawn...

 

[mhardy6647]

ahem -- speaking of toasters...

Note that one can sense young Calvin's budding interest in the scientific method in the little (ahem) slice of life episode above.

 

[Buckaroo Shanzai]

Unnecessities

Do they sell DACs?

 

[Buckaroo Shanzai]

 

[mhardy6647]

Unnecessities
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Do they sell DACs?

Nope.
Turntables 'n' tape decks? Yep.
They're right over by the high-performance power cords.

 

[snakedctr]

 

[snakedctr]

 

[Timcognito]

A little late to pile on to JC jokes (4-5 pages ago) but what the hell.

 

[thewas]

 

[theREALdotnet]

Crazy isn’t it.
When I did English Literature at school we had had no idea which book we’d be examined on. We had to study every book ever written in English.

We also didn't know which book the exam was going to be about, but we knew it was going to be one of the half dozen or so we read during the year. Or perhaps it was something different, like a comparison of genres, styles, etc.

You're not telling me that a history course in Australia teaches nothing but Julius Caesar (or Augustus) for the entire year?

 

[Sir Sanders Zingmore]

We also didn't know which book the exam was going to be about, but we knew it was going to be one of the half dozen or so we read during the year. Or perhaps it was something different, like a comparison of genres, styles, etc.

You're not telling me that a history course in Australia teaches nothing but Julius Caesar (or Augustus) for the entire year?

I’m not telling you anything actually, as you seem determined to push a barrow for some reason. This is a humour thread for goodness sakes

 

[Robin L]

 

[Bleib]

 

[BeeKay]

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Could not resist to send this to my sister. Who is a volunteer at a crisis hotline.

 

[Keith_W]

I’m not telling you anything actually, as you seem determined to push a barrow for some reason. This is a humour thread for goodness sakes

But i'm entertained. I love how he is winding you up.