A Call For Humor!

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Reminds me of a joke of my long late grandmother, so it's probably a century old:

A rich and very jealous man ordered a huge, luxury oak cupboard. It had to be carried in as parts and assembled by a team. Initially all was well, but after a few months the cupboard had developed a loud creak sound. But, even more annoyingly for the wife (which, contrary to her husband, was at home most of the time), it happened only when the tram was passing. So a worker came to look at it, and sat in the cupboard to locate the creak, when unexpectedly the husband came. He opened the cupboard to hang up his coat, and saw the worker. WHAT are you doing here? he asked. Worker: I know it sounds absurd, but I'm just waiting for the tram.

 

[G|force]

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We miss you Boris!

As you were...

 

[stalepie2]

 

[mhardy6647]

AI is so grand it has advanced to the stage where it already has given the results of today's stock market action thusly:

… Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading …
… Knives were up sharply …
… Hiking equipment was trailing …
…Helium was up …
… Mining equipment hit rock bottom …
…Elevators rose …
… Feathers were down …
… Escalators continued in slow decline…
… Weights were up in heavy trading …
… Pencils lost a few points …
… Diapers remained unchanged …
… Ballon prices were inflated…
… The raisin market dried up …
… Paper was stationary …
… Toilet paper touched a new bottom ….

^^^ I love stuff like this
stop cracking that chewing gum! he snapped.
I am so tired of driving a small car, she muttered truculently.

 

[thewas]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[theREALdotnet]

Things were different back then.

These days, half of any tech manual will be about safety and regulatory compliance.

 

[Bleib]

A 200 page manual on how to install the mouse driver to the OS, manually modifying the AUTOEXEC.BAT and CONFIG.SYS. After restarting the PC it should then probably work…..
Is that where ‘manual’ comes from; ‘manually’ doing stuff?

How many pages for cleaning the balls?

 

[rationaltime]

 

[TankTop]

 

[Buckaroo Shanzai]

 

[Snickers-is]

I like that in the US, the official currency violates the first amendment of the constitution. That is some serious level of hypocrisy...

 

[respice finem]

Or maybe quantum superposition, legal and illegal at the same time

A pessimist is an experienced optimist, and a cynic is a seasoned idealist

 

[dkinric]

https://imgur.com/a/ka5fDG1

 

[Robin L]

 

[thegeton]

That wasn't my experience but I guess that's a regional difference perhaps. Bud isn't even considered to be real beer where I went to school

Hear, hear!

We drank Henry's Dark or Red Hook ESB when I was in engineering school...

 

[thegeton]

"Math of de Sade" is missing

I actually laughed out loud when I read this. Well done.

 

[tengiz]

 

[Buckaroo Shanzai]

Plot twist

 

[tengiz]