A Call For Humor!

[RayDunzl]

I had a bit of Outpatient Surgery last week.

It required General Anesthesia, and while still a bit groggy, but preparing to leave the hospital, I shuffled down to the bathroom, and got this:

Not my picture but it is a good representation of something they did while they had their way with me.

No warning, just blue pee!

 

[respice finem]

Why is my pee blue after surgery?

If you're having sentinel lymph node dissection surgery, you may have a blue dye injected into your system so your doctor can trace the path of lymph fluid.

www.calendar-canada.ca

Should be gone in 1-2 days.
They should have told you before (but probably it was written on the 10 pages of small print you had to sign).
Modern medicine

 

[lucian]

 

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[respice finem]

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A Tesla might have a better kill rate (just kidding of course)

 

[ryanosaur]

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Some guys I knew in the engineering department at school had signs up that said "Phuck Fysics."

Not my personal sentiment. I always like Physics. Of course I was a Music Major...

 

[respice finem]

OTOH, fucking is sometimes related to love (especialy pre-marital)

 

[xray]

Some guys I knew in the engineering department at school had signs up that said "Phuck Fysics."

I think that sentiment by engineers has more to do with trying to solve a problem in spite of what physics may say can't be done or is difficult to do. I don't think engineers have a distain for physics at all.

 

[Gary_G]

I had a bit of Outpatient Surgery last week.

It required General Anesthesia, and while still a bit groggy, but preparing to leave the hospital, I shuffled down to the bathroom, and got this:

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Not my picture but it is a good representation of something they did while they had their way with me.

No warning, just blue pee!

Oh MAN, That must have pissed you off!

 

[mhardy6647]

Some guys I knew in the engineering department at school had signs up that said "Phuck Fysics."

Not my personal sentiment. I always like Physics. Of course I was a Music Major...

In high school, I made up a little logo based on the rock band Foghat's... umm... font.
It was, in fact, an homage to the aforementioned Physics is Phun. My high school chemistry and physics teacher, Mr. Henn, had a Sama & Etani circular slide rule in a grey vinyl slipcase with Physics is Phun printed on it in shiny silver.

My variant: FIZIX FUX.
Yes it was sophomoric. I may have been a sophomore at the time, though, so it was OK.

Note that I became a scientist, albeit neither a physicist nor a chemist. Mr. Henn was, in fact, a hell of a teacher.
He passed away about a year ago.

 

[xanalog]

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Every time Dolly Parton's name comes up: I can only think of these:

And vice versa:::: Every time we travel the I-5, past the [now mothballed] San Onofre Nuclear Station, I can only think of Dolly Parton's....

 

[Keith_W]

No warning, just blue pee!

My guess is methylene blue. It has many uses, but if it's surgery it is usually used as a dye, e.g. to identify lymph nodes during surgery.

The other possibility is Propofol, although that tends to be more green than blue. Propofol is a common anaesthetic agent.

 

[fatoldgit]

Every time Dolly Parton's name comes up: I can only think of these:


And vice versa:::: Every time we travel the I-5, past the [now mothballed] San Onofre Nuclear Station, I can only think of Dolly Parton's....

Was that the slider control they used to control how much power was generated?

 

[lucian]

 

[mhardy6647]

from the Polk forum.

 

[raif71]

I had a bit of Outpatient Surgery last week.

It required General Anesthesia, and while still a bit groggy, but preparing to leave the hospital, I shuffled down to the bathroom, and got this:

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Not my picture but it is a good representation of something they did while they had their way with me.

No warning, just blue pee!

The anesthesia is actually clorox. Now the toilet will be forever clean whenever people pisses

 

[ryanosaur]

I think that sentiment by engineers has more to do with trying to solve a problem in spite of what physics may say can't be done or is difficult to do. I don't think engineers have a distain for physics at all.

I think its a different sentiment when you're in college and pounding 40s of Bud while going for your engineering degree.

Don't even ask why I was hanging out with engineering students flirting with flunking Physics.

 

[xanalog]

No warning, just blue pee!

Does/Did it glow in the dark?

Hope you are well!