A Call For Humor!

[Karmacoma]

This one made me laugh my arse off, but maybe it's just me, let me check:

 

[mhardy6647]

hifihaven.org

 

[001]

Aah that explains it much better !!

Ooh, fellow humorists, you've completely omitted the final stage; into wire coathangers.

 

[ryanosaur]

Ooh, fellow humorists, you've completely omitted the final stage; into wire coathangers.View attachment 480378

Nah. Not anymore. Wire coat hangers are as obsolete as vinyl!

 

[001]

One day, a lawyer finds a genie's lamp. The lawyer rubs the lamp, and the genie comes out.

"You have three wishes," the genie says. "The only rule is that you can't wish for more wishes."
After thinking for a while, the lawyer finally says, "I wish the word 'splork' were interchangeable with the word 'wish'."

“Next, I wish your initial injunction pertained only to the concept of wishing paired with the particular word 'wish' as opposed to the concept itself, which you were merely signifying with that word.”

“Aaaaand I splork for infinite splorks." The genie sighs and says, "This is why nobody likes lawyers."

 

[001]

I saw a f@cebook marketplace ad that read "Radio for sale, $1.00, volume stuck on full"
I thought, "I can't turn that down". So happy right now

 

[rationaltime]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[dkinric]

 

[Nutul]

I must admit... reading the taxt gave me a headache. I'm having a beer right now, trying to recover from the trauma.

 

[DonH56]

 

[Buckaroo Shanzai]

 

[Buckaroo Shanzai]

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A long time ago
on a platform far far away. ...

 

[Bleib]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[snakedctr]

 

[respice finem]

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"Copilot" on the paper tube would have been "the icing on the cake"

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]