A Call For Humor!

[lucian]

 

[mhardy6647]

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[mhardy6647]

Post in thread 'A Call For Humor!'

Oct 3, 2025

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Is that from whence they get Superwood?

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'In the near future, speakers will be made from Superwood'

Sep 17, 2025

In about 2 years, expect a lot of high end speakers to have cabinets made of Superwood by Inventwood. It’s 50% stronger than steel and 1/6 the weight.

They take wood, remove the lignin and then compress the remaining cellulose. It’s impervious to water, rot and pests.

The best part is that it has no environmental downside. It uses no caustic chemicals during manufacturing and creates no hazardous waste when machined.

Also, it creates a small fraction of the CO2 compared to metal production.

The only “problem” is that it’s going to be more difficult to CNC due to its strength and...

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... oh, no. My mistake. it's actually the source for Liquid Paper, isn't it?

 

[Robin L]

 

[Jimi Floyd]

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I would replace "sibilant" with "Hissy"

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Mike_Trueman]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[respice finem]

I see even two

 

[TheWalkman]

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I am available for adoption. (No college tuition required - all paid for; I don’t stay out late; I won’t steal from your liquor cabinet (happy to buy my own for an occasional cocktail ); great driving record so no need to worry about me driving your super car reasonably; I’ll say yes sir or yes ma’am even if you’re half my age.

Let me know the address of the lake house and I’ll be there for the signing tomorrow.

 

[Karmacoma]

This one made me laugh my arse off, but maybe it's just me, let me check: