A Call For Humor!

[mhardy6647]

Really ?

Grew up NW of Baltimore and most every town has a mayor a council, some have police, etc.

I know of very few, at least near charm city. Places like Cumberland Hagerstown, yes.

Edit. Towns on the eastern shore tend to, I think: Salisbury, Cambridge... even Ocean City. Westminster probably has a city government (?). Does, e.g., Reisterstown? I dunno.

 

[Gary_G]

I know of very few, at least near charm city. Places like Cumberland Hagerstown, yes.

Edit. Towns on the eastern shore tend to, I think: Salisbury, Cambridge... even Ocean City. Westminster probably has a city government (?). Does, e.g., Reisterstown? I dunno.

Reisterstown, I dont think so. Baltimore county has no incorporated towns.

Westminster, Taneytown, Hampstead, Manchester, Union Bridge, Sykesville & New Windsor, yes. Eldersburg no, Finksburg no.

Frederick, Emmitsburg, I think Thurmont & Walkersville.

Decided a graphic would be better, here is a map of Municipalities in MD made using state data at (https://apps.planning.maryland.gov/finderonline/).

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

Remember to buckle up for safety!

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[Svend P]

The average audiophile on ASR:

 

[Robin L]

 

[Robin L]

 

[Robin L]

 

[Gary_G]

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It's the LOVE of money.

 

[Behrelec 37]

KellenVancouver.

Your church joke doesn't work at all, because it is commanded to tithe your income. In other words, you are misleading people with that picture of yourself as a joke.So it's not humor at all, you understand now.

 

[xray]

KellenVancouver.

Your church joke doesn't work at all, because it is commanded to tithe your income. In other words, you are misleading people with that picture of yourself as a joke.So it's not humor at all, you understand now.

If you are easily offended by humor then this is not the thread for you. No need for personal attacks. You understand now.

 

[sergeauckland]

In any event, it's not money that's the root of all evil, but the Love of money. That extra bit's often forgotten...

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[Salt]

In any event, it's not money that's the root of all evil, but the Love of money. That extra bit's often forgotten...

S

Isn't it the take-away of money?

 

[Bleib]

 

[mhardy6647]

^^^ I like the google one.
Although I suspect an Alphabet employee would fail to see the humor.

 

[mhardy6647]

Isn't it the take-away of money?

The 70s televangelist Reverend Ike was wont to say: The lack of money is the root of all evil!

Reverend Ike - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Count Arthur]

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And why do banks look like temples?

 

[mhardy6647]

And why do banks look like temples?

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I remember the first time I saw Steve Martin (who'd already honed his chops as a writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour) on The Tonight Show, doing pretty straightforward stand-up. I remember only bits and pieces of his shtick at this late date, but the joke that stuck with me went something like this:

Why do banks always have names like FIDELITY BANK AND TRUST? Why not Bob's Bank? "Hi, I'm Bob! This's my bank!"

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[mhardy6647]

I won't quote my own post from above -- but here's Steve Martin's bank joke.