A Call For Humor!

[lucian]

 

[jkasch]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1964572986905940145

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[Brian Hall]

 

[tengiz]

Wife bad jokes are so lame.

Come on .Back in 1925, Crocodile Magazine (USSR) was already sketching guys like us: wide-eyed, clutching a Radio magazine, drooling over a shop called "Everything for Radio". That was the original radio-holic. The wife isn’t the villain - she’s fiscal responsibility control officer.

 

[Petrushka]

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Those prices really date the joke.

 

[Robin L]

 

[theREALdotnet]

Those prices really date the joke.

Oh, I thought the prices were the joke...

 

[rationaltime]

 

[Petrushka]

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Heh, I used to drive past a nondescript subdivision house that had a Rolls in the carport.

 

[Martin]

Heh, I used to drive past a nondescript subdivision house that had a Rolls in the carport.

The one and only Mercedes SLR McLaren I've ever seen in real life was parked on the side of the road in the Mumbai sprawl surrounded by pavement dwellers.

Martin

 

[rationaltime]

 

[respice finem]

Did you know German Topping exists?

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/715x5dHDcDL._SL1500_.jpg

 

[jkasch]

 

[rgpit]

 

[respice finem]

Reminds me of an old joke: After the Moon landing, Khruchchev got mad and said "we too will get to the moon and paint it red".
US response: No problem, we will follow and write "Coca Cola" across it.

 

[Buckaroo Shanzai]

Let's go for something newer shall we. This one is from *checks notes* um, 2016.

 

[respice finem]

A wife makes her husband see a doctor because of his fading memory.
He comes back and says: I'm allegedly a nobleman.
What? says the wife - and from which family?
Husband: He said, de Mentia.

 

[jkasch]

 

[thewas]