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A Call For Humor!

Always read the complete license agreement.
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In my grade school I had this :)

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It seems to me, the EULA of the big players are way more nuts :)
Correct. One example, stolen from the internets:
Amazon Lumberyard is a free game engine. Anyone can use it to build or host a game; it integrates with Twitch streaming and Amazon's AWS cloud platform.
In section 57.10 of the AWS EULA, Amazon states that you should not use Lumberyard with critical systems like medical devices or nuclear facilities. But it makes one exception to this:


However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.
So if the zombie apocalypse ever happens, it's good to know that you won't face any legal repercussions for running your X-ray service on Amazon Lumberyard.
 
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True innovation often isn't pretty.
:cool:

Oh...
meanwhile, this just in from the fertile memefields at hifihaven.org
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I figure such a configuration is either intended for a Second Law of Thermodynamics workaround... or...
a violation of worldwide electrical codes (e.g., for the installation of a generator or photovoltaic system) so extreme that the death penalty could be invoked in response to a conviction.
:cool::facepalm:
 
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True innovation often isn't pretty.
:cool:

Oh...
meanwhile, this just in from the fertile memefields at hifihaven.org
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I figure such a configuration is either intended for a Second Law of Thermodynamics workaround... or...
a violation of worldwide electrical codes (e.g., for the installation of a generator or photovoltaic system) so extreme that the death penalty could be invoked in response to a conviction.
:cool::facepalm:
Won't want to discuss what fits into another ...
 
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