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A Call For Humor!

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and "nice" workplace safety
 
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Sooo,
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn blushes, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally givth a thit"
 
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I'm trying to do my bit for the environment, so I asked my work mates if they wanted me to pick them up.

Sure enough, I picked up two of the work mates in my car and off we went one morning to work. Roadworks caused us to divert our journey. We had to take the highway. Barry starts sweating.. I ask "What's wrong Barry!?". He shrugs.. We close in on the highway tunnel and Barry starts bloody screaming blue murder!!

"Nooo!! Noooooo!!! STOP! I CANT GO THROUGH THE TUNNEL!!


Turns out Barry has Carpool Tunnel Syndrome..




Following week the Sheriff issues me with a court notice, Barry is suing; it's all in the writs.
 
OT (and not funny): There was a time when engineers got all these toys first/before anyone else got them because no one else in companies knew WTF to do with them.:facepalm:
Most large companies were finally getting staffed for IT departments. << Think Blackberry Pearl days, when things started changing
 
OT (and not funny): There was a time when engineers got all these toys first/before anyone else got them because no one else in companies knew WTF to do with them.:facepalm:
Most large companies were finally getting staffed for IT departments. << Think Blackberry Pearl days, when things started changing
I don’t know, but it made me chuckle… and praise the fates for taking me away from corporate pathways.
 
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The price on this portable radio is probably due to a typo instead of a tariff......

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