A Call For Humor!

[Multicore]

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And your most honest work too, no doubt.

 

[Timcognito]

There were similar problems with signs not far from me:

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[mhardy6647]

Public Health Poster 089 - I Don't Smoke - 1968 by Johnny El-Rady, on Flickr

So -- needless to say -- I am left wondering what she was smoking in lieu of cigarettes?

 

[Multicore]

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I guess it must be time...

All abord the Wankbahn!

It's a thing. Google it.

That line should be in a repeated couplet in a song's chorus. I want to combine it with that line from the Flintstone's theme "We'll have a gay old time" but I think sometime more German would be more appropriate.

 

[Soandso]

 

[rationaltime]

 

[Brian Hall]

Best of Adam Rose

 

[Ageve]

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They had the same problem in this Swedish village:

 

[napfkuchen]

Near to where I live there is "Wixhausen" which loosely translates to wankertown.

 

[Waxx]

we have the so called "Anal Triangle" between Aarschot (litterlally "ass shot" but meaning fart), Reet (ass) and Kontich (ass-like) in the Antwerp province in Belgium. Thos are all existing villages. And town names are often a bit funny down here in Belgium, we also got a towns called Zottegem (house of the fools) or Aalbeke (shit creek) and more...

 

[whereisbrian]

The same in France, in french, phonetically, means my ass

 

[Boris Badinov]

As kids, few gifts were more cherished than a new set of little plastic army men. We spent hundreds of hours recreating all sorts of battles, and the reality is that some of these little guys are made for glory, and others are doomed for destruction. Here are the definitive rankings of the plastic army men:
#10: Vacuum guy (or gal?)

In last place, this loser just cleans up after the battle. What a chump.​

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#9 Just got shot in head guy

Also known as Corporal LeBron.​

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#8: Guy telling joke about German he just killed

Funny, but over the line. Do better, army guy.​

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#7: Binocular guy

Cannon fodder. Keep waving good-bye, sucker.​

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#6: Crawling or maybe dead guy

At least he's versatile!​

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#5: Radio guy

Sure, he's gonna die, but he gets to yell, "I need air support, NOW!"​

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#4: Double mortar round guy

This dude is DOUBLE FISTING mortar shells. American hero.​

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#3: Bayonet guy

Now we're talking. DIEEE!!!!​

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#2: Bazooka guy

What an absolute boss. Love you, bazooka guy.​

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#1: Ultimate warrior guy

Screaming while running with a machine gun on a bipod, strapped with ammo, still got his knife and grenade on him, this guy's about to mow down EVERYONE.​

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Thank you for all of your service, little plastic army men.​

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[snakedctr]

 

[jkasch]

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There needs to be an app that ends a call making that noise. Won’t be as satisfying, but might help a little.

 

[snakedctr]

 

[snakedctr]

 

[Jimi Floyd]

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[Buckaroo Shanzai]

Ouch

 

[digitalfrost]