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A Call For Humor!

Can’t think of any, but it sounds like drug. “Ask your doctor if Stellantis is right for you.”
So, the fun part with Stellantis won’t be an acronym, but the two-page fine print disclaimer: don’t use Stellantis if you’re over six, over-weight, or under the influence of your brother’s horse. Continuous use for more than 1 mile may cause dislexia, accute dementia, or loss of left-arm hairs. If you are experiencing ASR-like humor, seek medical non-assistance immediately on the right or later under the sea... etc. :p
 
Can’t think of any, but it sounds like drug. “Ask your doctor if Stellantis is right for you.”
So, the fun part with Stellantis won’t be an acronym, but the two-page fine print disclaimer: don’t use Stellantis if you’re over six, over-weight, or under the influence of your brother’s horse. Continuous use for more than 1 mile may cause dislexia, accute dementia, or loss of left-arm hairs. If you are experiencing ASR-like humor, seek medical non-assistance immediately on the right or later under the sea... etc. :p

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What the world needs now is a witty acronym for Stellantis.
:cool:

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