A Call For Humor!

[ta240]

Ah…
A good Cold Brew can sometimes be that fine line between a murder wrap or just simply bring called the ‘quiet guy’ in the next cubicle.

Can it block the smell of the person's lunch in the next cubicle, or in many cases 25 cubicles away?

 

[xray]

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For guys it's more likely to be a car.

 

[KellenVancouver]

 

[snakedctr]

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[Chaconne]

Combine amnesia, dyslexia and stuttering for extra strong passwords

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stays up all night wondering if there's a Dog.

 

[Philbo King]

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And other titles that maybe aren't really real...?

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Daddy's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. Curious George and the House of Ill Repute
10. All Cats Go To Hell
11. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
12. Some Kittens Can Fly
13. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption
14. Grandpa Gets A Casket
15. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator
16. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
17. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
18. Strangers Have The Best Candy
19. Whining, Kicking, And Crying To Get Your Way
20. You Were An Accident
21. We Really Do Love Your Sister More
22. Things Rich Kids Have And You Never Will
23. Pop! Goes The Hamster and Other Fun Microwave Games
24. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
25. Your Nightmares Are Real
26. Where Would You Like To Be Buried?
27. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
28. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be friends?
29. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
30. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
31. People Who Are Better Than You
32. Bugs You Can Eat
33. Why You'll Never Be Good Enough
34. Where Do Syringes Come From?
35. Things That Go Boom and Things That Light Fires
36. 50 Fun Glue Games
37. Everybody Is Okay Except You
38. What's In A Joint?
39. Mummy's Pills Taste Just Like Candy
40. Learn How To Fly With Just a Ladder and a Pillowcase

Can't leave out 'Horton Hires A Ho'...

 

[thewas]

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[KellenVancouver]

Maybe a map of individual activity and desires?
Something like this (my activity in europe):

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Too bad you missed Slovenia.

 

[001]

The priest was waiting on Saturday afternoon for his usual parade of people coming to confession. In comes a man so drunk, he is stumbling down the aisle, bouncing from pew to pew. Finally he finds the confessional, goes in, and shuts the door. The priest goes in his side and waits. Nothing happens. He clears his throat so the fellow might know he is there and ready. No reaction. Finally, he starts losing his patience and bangs sharply on the wall three times.
The drunk fellow in the confessional says, "It's no use knockin'...There's no paper in here either!"

 

[001]

Veni, Vidi, VISA
(for hi-fi gear of course, maybe those nice VU meter thingies)

 

[001]

A little old Jewish grandmother gives directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife:
"You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow, push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out, I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all those buttons with my elbow?"
"You're coming empty-handed?"

 

[001]

apologies for the spelling mitsteak.

 

[GK.]

 

[MatrixS2000]

 

[mhardy6647]

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Took me a moment -- gonna send that to our daughter & son-in-law, who have an... umm... Audi.

 

[Martin]

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Not funny... but a sad and ironic commentary on the current state of the US.

Martin

 

[somebodyelse]

Asterisks because it's not quite round, and we have good measurements of actual shape?

 

[Count Arthur]

<nerd>It's an oblate spheroid</nerd>

 

[lucian]

Not funny... but a sad and ironic commentary on the current state of the US.

Martin

still didnt get it - willing to elaborate?