A Call For Humor!

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[HighImpactAV]

Windows 8
Windows 8.1 = Windows 9
Windows 10

 

[KellenVancouver]

Windows 8
Windows 8.1 = Windows 9
Windows 10

Looks like that "new math" that is producing such outstanding results these days...

 

[Martin]

Martin

 

[Ralph_Cramden]

 

[xray]

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When you run out of toilet paper the emergency back up plan is the cat.

 

[ryanosaur]

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Oh, that’s high-larious!

 

[popej]

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Martin

Try again, Bill. 1, 2, 3, NT, 95 ...

 

[snakedctr]

 

[Boris Badinov]

When you run out of toilet paper the emergency back up plan is the cat.

 

[Spkrdctr]

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OMG!!! That is me. I was just at the restaurant. Getting past the dinner rolls is a chore. I have to take half my meal home as I got full on rolls.

 

[Audionaut]

 

[Kal Rubinson]

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Before I retired, I had been using that line in my lectures for decades.

 

[mhardy6647]

OMG!!! That is me. I was just at the restaurant. Getting past the dinner rolls is a chore. I have to take half my meal home as I got full on rolls.

It's a marathon, not a sprint!

Before I retired, I had been using that line in my lectures for decades.

Did you use that G-rated version, or the R-rated morph?

EDIT: PS Youse guyses have been on fire today, meme-wise! Keep up the good work!

 

[Kal Rubinson]

Did you use that G-rated version, or the R-rated morph?

G-rated. That's what makes it doubly funny.

 

[mhardy6647]

G-rated. That's what makes it doubly funny.

so... you know, this may be a little risky, but, what the heck!
My thesis advisor (like me) was a carbohydrate biochemist. He taught a grad-level course for years called Organic Biochemistry -- essentially the chemistry of proteins and carbohydrates, plus a little on lipids.
The common monosaccharides have three letter abbreviations based on their trivial names.
Mannose, for example, is known as Man
Galactose, Gal

My (very) straight-laced advisor would write those down on the chalkboard and then deadpan:
"Of course, if you have Man and Gal, it stands to reason that you also have...
And he'd write: Fuc

Fuc being the abbreviation for the deoxyhexose known as fucose.

Yeah... well... OK.
I guess maybe you had to have been there...

PS and FWIW: I grew up pronouncing fucose with a long u (fewcose) -- however, others, particularly in the UK and Europe, I think, say foocose (in both cases, the c is a hard c sound). Both, of course, are steadfastly G rated for conversation; the double entendre only works in writing.

 

[Count Arthur]

in the UK and Europe, I think, say foocose

It could have been worse.

 

[Multicore]

You know your in the ASR jokes thread when...

I mean... 10 does come after 8, even when one's not at Microsoft. It just doesn't usually come immediately after 8.

 

[Petrushka]

Strictly speaking the counting system goes 3, 3.1, 3.11, 95, 98.

Or: 3, 3.5, 4, 5(XP), Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10,11

These sequences should be on an IQ test.