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You're carrying owls to Athens. Germany has over 5,500 different types of beer and many strong beers are similar to Belgian Tripel beers.
But I really like being in Belgium, it's very close to me and I'm often in Liege and Brussels.

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Germany is a lot bigger, so...

But it's true, Germans know how to brew good beer, and are with the Czech the only real competition for Belgians beers i think. But that is a subjective judgement off course...
 
...beer in the UK is like making love in a boat...
...fckn close to water...
That's why we had so much trouble with English in my hometown Bruges back in the 90's. They took the ferry to come drink here but can't handle our beers and then cause trouble. They were easy to deal with altough, because very drunk..
 
It's not the beer.
Mallorca and other destinations suffer from overconsumption ....
 
That's why we had so much trouble with English in my hometown Bruges back in the 90's. They took the ferry to come drink here but can't handle our beers and then cause trouble. They were easy to deal with altough, because very drunk..
I'll bet you couldn't wait for us to leave the EU. I think you're right to say English rather than British. We're the worst abroad. We owe the rest of the world an apology ‍♂️
 
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We in Belgium call Heineken and Amstel piswater (don't need a translation i think from Dutch) and if you compare it to our standard Belgian pilser beers (Stella Artois, Jupiler, Alken Maes, ...) it is. Even our Carapils (lowlife low quality cheap beer) is better most think.

But we Dutch dialects speaking Belgians like to cuss our Dutch friends all the time. It's a part of our culture to be a bit rude to our friends... Something foreigners don't always get.
Waxx:

I was always told by my European friends that Stella Artois was considered a cheap beer that young kids drink (compared, say, to fine Belgian beers like Westmalle, Leffe or Duvel.)

Did they mislead me?
 
Germany is a lot bigger, so...

But it's true, Germans know how to brew good beer, and are with the Czech the only real competition for Belgians beers i think. But that is a subjective judgement off course...
The holy trinity of bestest beers: Belgium, Germany, Czechia. The three big European peoples - Celts, Germanics and Slavs - united by the same passion for good barley wines. :D
 
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