Nice.
I… have this friend… who had a friend with a 6’ ‘bassoon.’
Wow! Those were the days.
Uh, that is, my friend says.
I think the only time I, er, I mean, he, uh,mm, ever got higher was smoking from a jack’o’bon#… oh!, uh… I mean a large, um… holiday… uh… pumpkin bassoon!
Although, there was that one time back in college, throwing’ spades, where I couldn’t even pull a card from my hand I was so high!

Umm, my friend, that his. But he insists that was just because it was his first time, or so, he says.
Ya.
My friend sure had some good times as a, umm, bassoonist.