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A Call For Humor!

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As age has krept up on me, especially in the recent early years of my eighties, I have discovered a new TRVTH!!

“Farts lie!”

Should anyone on the Forum herein be able to tell me a reliable indicator that distinguishes among the
three phases of Gas, Liquid and Solid with reliability approaching 100%, please so reveal!

While there is no pecuniary benefit, so informing me will earn my undying gratitude; even more so that of
my long-suffering housekeeper!

Tillman
 
As age has krept up on me, especially in the recent early years of my eighties, I have discovered a new TRVTH!!

“Farts lie!”

Should anyone on the Forum herein be able to tell me a reliable indicator that distinguishes among the
three phases of Gas, Liquid and Solid with reliability approaching 100%, please so reveal!

While there is no pecuniary benefit, so informing me will earn my undying gratitude; even more so that of
my long-suffering housekeeper!

Tillman
 
As age has krept up on me, especially in the recent early years of my eighties, I have discovered a new TRVTH!!

“Farts lie!”

Should anyone on the Forum herein be able to tell me a reliable indicator that distinguishes among the
three phases of Gas, Liquid and Solid with reliability approaching 100%, please so reveal!

While there is no pecuniary benefit, so informing me will earn my undying gratitude; even more so that of
my long-suffering housekeeper!

Tillman
Posted before: an acquaintance once shared such wisdom…
“Never trust a fart after 40.”
 
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Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds to knock everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.

They corner him and ask. "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies. "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask.

"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says: "I lied about my age."

His friends respond:

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says:

"No, I told her I was 90."
 
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Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde: she proceeds to knock everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.

They corner him and ask. "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies. "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask.

"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says: "I lied about my age."

His friends respond:

"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says:

"No, I told her I was 90."


I supose he didn't lie.
 
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