A Call For Humor!

[Ken Tajalli]

I'll take the bait...

Perhaps that was the farmer boy's intention!
Sadly the girl didn't.
If you are correct, then it was one lame joke, not worth telling . . .

 

[Bleib]

Cheese is good. But no one person is gonna need 12kg of it. That to me makes it a very poor gift.

 

[Count Arthur]

Cheese is good. But no one person is gonna need 12kg of it. That to me makes it a very poor gift.

I love cheese and I'd be cock-a-hoop if someone gave me 12kg of it.

 

[jeroboam]

I love cheese and I'd be coca-a-hoop if someone gave me 12kg of it.

I'm cock- a - hoop , shut that door . That reminds me of a certain comedian from bygone days.

 

[Count Arthur]

I'm cock- a - hoop , shut that door . That reminds me of a certain comedian from bygone days.

Ah the late, great Larry Grayson.

For our overseas members who have no idea who he is:

 

[Waxx]

 

[jkasch]

 

[jkasch]

 

[jkasch]

 

[mhardy6647]

Yes, I assumed as much.

Jim

Honor Societies

xkcd.com

 

[DonR]

In Wisconsin, a wheel of cheese is practically a marriage proposal.

 

[Hollywood_Bob]

Perhaps like many farmers he's almost stilton in expressing his emotions and he's trying to say;

She's gouda nuff for a second date;

She made such a good impression he can barilloto her alone with her friend;

He has problems brie thing when he thinks of her;

He camembert thinking of life without her?

 

[Timcognito]

The Farmer in the Dell? Where the hell is the OP when we need him.

Spoiler

Jokes are rarely funny if one has to explain them

 

[thegeton]

Perhaps like many farmers he's almost stilton in expressing his emotions and he's trying to say;

She's gouda nuff for a second date;

She made such a good impression he can barilloto her alone with her friend;

He has problems brie thing when he thinks of her;

He camembert thinking of life without her?

 

[TLEDDY]

I'll take the bait...

Maybe 12Kg cheese wheel is not a great present to give to someone you are dating? Maybe it goes to show how naive young men can be in matters of expressing affection, especially if they are less polluted by the values of the modern, capitalist world?

That is something I personally can relate to. I think I was already in my 30s when it dawned on me that presents are not necessarily should to be something the other party might need. In fact, it is usually better to buy them something they don't. Like a wheel of cheese

At least…an effort! Thank you!

Anyone else?!?

 

[TLEDDY]

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AAARRRGGHHH!

Pun-ishment!!

However… I like them! Good job!

 

[TLEDDY]

Perhaps like many farmers he's almost stilton in expressing his emotions and he's trying to say;

She's gouda nuff for a second date;

She made such a good impression he can barilloto her alone with her friend;

He has problems brie thing when he thinks of her;

He camembert thinking of life without her?

See below…

 

[Killingbeans]

Anyone else?!?

It's just a weird gift to give to a young girl on a date?

I guess there's also a nice test built into it. If she thinks it's funny/charming, then she's a great person. If she makes fun of it and ditches him, then she's a terrible person, and he dodged a bullet. If she loves cheese, then it's a home run. Either way it's a win-win for the dude

 

[mhardy6647]

Perhaps like many farmers he's almost stilton in expressing his emotions and he's trying to say;

She's gouda nuff for a second date;

She made such a good impression he can barilloto her alone with her friend;

He has problems brie thing when he thinks of her;

He camembert thinking of life without her?

We - clearly - need a facepalm thread reaction along with the mere pedestrian like that we already have here at ASR.

 

[KellenVancouver]