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Maybe not humorous, but four of these musicians died when they were 27. Gone way too soon. RIP.
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Teacher asking the 7 year old boy: "Can you tell me what are your parents' work activities?"
The boy: "Sure! They work in the iron and "steal" business. My mother irons and my father steals!"
The boy: "Sure! They work in the iron and "steal" business. My mother irons and my father steals!"
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BUSINESS IS BUSINESS
A young and well-off business man proposes to a beautiful young woman. She accepts to spend the night for $1000. When he was ready to leave on next morning, he informed the young woman that he didn’t have the cash with him for paying her but he would arrange with his secretary for sending her a cheque with the memo “Rental of Lodging”.
On the way to his office, he decides that the thing wasn’t worth the agreed amount. So he asked his secretary to forward a cheque in the amount of $500 with the following note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed herewith is a cheque for the sum of $500 for rental of lodging. I am not including a payment for the agreed amount, as when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It was new
2) It was well heated
3) It was small
Last night, I realized that it had been occupied, there was no heat and it was too large.
Sincerely yours,
Upon reading the note, the young woman decides to return the cheque with the following comments:
Dear Sir,
I am returning to you the cheque in the amount of $500. I cannot really understand how you would have thought that a so pretty lodging could be left unoccupied. With regard to the heat, there is an ample supply as long as you can control it. Concerning the size, I am sorry to inform you that it’s not my fault if you were unable to suitably furnish it.
Yours truly,
A young and well-off business man proposes to a beautiful young woman. She accepts to spend the night for $1000. When he was ready to leave on next morning, he informed the young woman that he didn’t have the cash with him for paying her but he would arrange with his secretary for sending her a cheque with the memo “Rental of Lodging”.
On the way to his office, he decides that the thing wasn’t worth the agreed amount. So he asked his secretary to forward a cheque in the amount of $500 with the following note:
Dear Madam,
Enclosed herewith is a cheque for the sum of $500 for rental of lodging. I am not including a payment for the agreed amount, as when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1) It was new
2) It was well heated
3) It was small
Last night, I realized that it had been occupied, there was no heat and it was too large.
Sincerely yours,
Upon reading the note, the young woman decides to return the cheque with the following comments:
Dear Sir,
I am returning to you the cheque in the amount of $500. I cannot really understand how you would have thought that a so pretty lodging could be left unoccupied. With regard to the heat, there is an ample supply as long as you can control it. Concerning the size, I am sorry to inform you that it’s not my fault if you were unable to suitably furnish it.
Yours truly,
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