A Call For Humor!

[Holmz]

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[IAtaman]

Many years ago, I had a patient by the name of Neil Armstrong who fell down the stairs and ended up in hospital.

I told the other doctor, "Neil Armstrong took a small step for a man, and a giant leap down the stairs".

Was his Conn Baritone Horn with him when he fell?

 

[Sir Sanders Zingmore]

Many years ago, I had a patient by the name of Neil Armstrong who fell down the stairs and ended up in hospital.

I told the other doctor, "Neil Armstrong took a small step for a man, and a giant leap down the stairs".

When my oldest child was in Kinder, he had a teacher by the name of Neelam.

When he learnt of the first man on the moon he was utterly convinced that his name was Neelam Strong

 

[Tryphon]

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I disagree.
There is nothing to remenber about a guy who have been ban of cycling

 

[Pegwill]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

Took a minute. With bricks one builds from the bottom up. Some humor but more skill.

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[xray]

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I'll be impressed when the socks are paired up correctly

 

[Canuck57]

 

[Canuck57]

 

[Sir Sanders Zingmore]

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My theory is that the washing machine actually creates a brand new sock by collecting all the little bits of thread that come off the existing socks and knitting a new one.

 

[thegeton]

I'll be impressed when the socks are paired up correctly

Or how many he has left after they make a trip through the dryer...

 

[xray]

I'm still waiting for the meme of a disassembled dryer showing all the nooks and crannies full of single socks. Now that I've said it I'm sure it's coming...

 

[Blumlein 88]

I'm still waiting for the meme of a disassembled dryer showing all the nooks and crannies full of single socks. Now that I've said it I'm sure it's coming...

All I've found with dryer disassembly is unbelievable amounts of pocket change (and occasional paper clip). In places you marvel that it got into. Years ago, when credit/debit card use was minimal, I suppose you'd find more than in current times. People joke about money in the seat cushions of your sofa, the real mother lode is inside/underneath your dryer.