NI USB-6221 (National Instruments)
8 differential or 16 single ended inputs
16 bits, 250 kS/s
Input range ±0.2 V, ±1 V, ±5 V, ±10 V
Input impedance >10 GOhm in parallel with 100 pF
...then you "make" the instruments with any functions you need in LabView.
Perhaps this is TOO digital for those...