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YOU OBVIOUSLY ENJOY IMPUTING facts, opinions or emotions to people to set up a straw basis on which to put them in a false light. Your answers are this predicate and speak for themselves. As they say in Mexico, AMF. (Adios, my friend.) You and I are well and truly done.

Perhaps this patent ambiguity is your “ask?” Well, it is moot, now.

You did not ask me for anything. Nor will I ever do business with you or get in your Schitt. Laura neither stated nor implied that the back order was the waiting list. Rationalize anything you want POST HOC, but you and I are done. I say eat Schitt and die.

Once again, I was relying on email communications, which your site encourages for questions. I asked if I could be placed on a waiting list and notified, and, substantively, Laura told me no, that I must purchase and then would be notified. Nothing was mentioned about a charge on shipping, just...

You are right. Objectively, a guy with a JD and an LlM probably didn’t afford it the most reasonable construction though it was entirely SILENT on the issue of whether a charge would occur, either contemporaneous with the executory sale agreement, or upon shipment. My apologies.

That’s not what Laura told me in an email.

I’m not looking to be told you pays your money and you takes your chances.

I’m looking for certainty, not speed.

When will the S+ be in stock?

Laura said there is no list to contact those waiting, with the only alternative to buy, now. I guess I’ll try to remember to check your site from time to time but I have a memory like a sieve....

Sure, but maybe he can still advise....

Freya+? Laura just advised you are awaiting parts for indefinite delivery....

When do you expect to have further stock for immediate delivery?

Yes, it will be called the Bull Schitt.

No: Upper U.S.

Great news!

Tactical semantic ambiguity....

Save yourself some grief. If it’s available here, buy it. Otherwise, you are the importer.

Can you give me the first three bars?

Yes, and we all know that BS attracts flies.