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"Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the doorbell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner I realized what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting F__K ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL." Loved...

The Economy is so bad that Cubic Zirconia is now a Girl’s Best friend. • I Received a Pre-Declined credit card in the mail. • CEOs are now playing Miniature Golf. • Exxon-Mobil had to Lay Off "25 Congressmen." • I Met a Mormon with only One wife. • McDonald's is Selling the 1/4 Ouncer. •...