It's so true, so much nonsense, so much fighting against something you don't understand. Citing that which you know to be ridiculous doesn't make the subject you are ridiculing ridiculous, it's a childish argument.
The fact that you use similes instead of personal experience with the actual subject shows me you have no first hand experience with this and are reduced to subjective claims rather than data based conclusions.
Burn-in doesn't always sound better, but it's all you've got if the initial sound doesn't please your ears. I've put many items through break-in and still not been happy with the sound.
Burn-in doesn't know when to stop "burning", it's a physical process that continues until the components settle. This can happen as a permanent end, or a continual warm-up each time you power on.
Some scientific, engineering, or technical instrumentation have stable clock's at a certain temperature range which changes with ambient temperature, and without an oven to reach calibration temperature reliably cheap instruments need longer to warm up before they are usable for measurements.
I've had unstable DAC's that I shoot with freeze mist and then they firm right up. An extreme case to be sure, but try hitting one with a heat gun and freeze mist in the right range to reach a temperature, or use an oven to hold the assemblage to test the range of operation. Have you ever done that? I have
If you haven't done the simple tests and experiments to try it out for yourself, don't belittle that which you don't have any experience in investigating.
It's really not difficult to hold both concepts in the human brain, scientific measurements - which ones matter for one thing, do you know? - and hearing it - with your own ears - and seeing it - with your own eyes.
As a wise man once said, don't miss the forest for the tree's.
It's not a bad place to be in, not knowing, but it's a good place to move from - not get stuck in.