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Every day that starts with a Schroeindger joke is may or may not be a good one. Or maybe I am thinking of Heisenberg. I am not certain...

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age...

You can’t make this up

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint. The phone rings and he jumps up shouting, "Oh snap, I forgot to feed the dogs!"

- A man walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and Schrödinger's cat?" The librarian responds, "It...