A Call For Humor!

[Timcognito]

 

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[Timcognito]

 

[thecheapseats]

Volume limiter...

strikingly similar to a modification my parents made to my stereo when I was fourteen... that pic's a keeper...

 

[Timcognito]

 

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[Timcognito]

mhardy care to comment?

 

[mhardy6647]

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mhardy care to comment?

I don't think I even need to, do I?

 

[pseudoid]

EDIT: Wait one second: Is that a metric 'yard' stick, below the first picture?.... hmmmm It was not intentional...

 

[RayDunzl]

A young man and a young lady were standing on a bridge admiring the view
when a gust of wind came up, blowing the lady’s dress up, revealing that she
was not wearing panties.

The man was at a temporary loss for words, not knowing what to say.

When he regained his composure he said “A bit airy, isn’t it?”

To which the young lady replied

“Well, what did you expect? Feathers?”

 

[Ken Tajalli]

A young man and a young lady were standing on a bridge admiring the view
when a gust of wind came up, blowing the lady’s dress up, revealing that she
was not wearing panties.

The man was at a temporary loss for words, not knowing what to say.

When he regained his composure he said “A bit airy, isn’t it?”

To which the young lady replied

“Well, what did you expect? Feathers?”

its a bitch when you don't get the punchline .
help . . .

 

[pseudoid]

...“Well, what did you expect? Feathers?”

Until your last sentence; I thought it was going to be just another fart-punchline.

 

[jkasch]

its a bitch when you don't get the punchline .
help . . .

She thought he said hairy.

 

[Ken Tajalli]

She thought he said hairy.

Thank you.
Still not funny.
Oh well . . .

 

[pseudoid]

You can always "make" your own jokes; ask ChatGPT or Bard. [imho: The results are drier than a naked martini]
I got the following from this link.

A philosopher says to a linguist:
“What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?”
The linguist replied:
“They’d be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”

How is that for a 'wet' martini?

 

[Ken Tajalli]

I rented a Maverick Grabber with a 302 V8 from Rent-a-Wreck in the late 1980's. That was actually a fun car. I still remember it fondly. Of course that may have more to do with my passenger, a stunningly beautiful young woman in a sundress, than with the actual car.

Martin

Passenger?
were you an Uber driver?
Ah, you mean travel companion , a friend.
I bet after seeing you driving that car, she hitch hiked the rest of the way.

 

[Soandso]

It's 2023 and the jokes now write themselves.

 

[Soandso]

What the world has become:

 

[Boris Badinov]

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I have 3 big toolboxes of these plumbing parts (and still have a leaky toilet tank)

 

[Boris Badinov]