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Suffolkhifinut

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Keith_W

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I used to read "The Journal of Irreproducible Results". Among the gems:

- Gynaecologist who trained his dog to detect Candida infections on patients in his waiting room
- A spoof on how to build a nuclear bomb (that was found in a cave in Afghanistan)
- A study on which Greek letters have not been used in scientific and mathematical notation (conclusion - iota, and nu).
- The time for destruction of the universe by extrapolating from when a desk will reach maximum entropy
- A psychiatrist who files patients away by colour. Not the colour of their skin, but their psychiatric condition, e.g. black for depression, rainbow for schizophrenia, etc.
 

Mnyb

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No Samurai sword test, no arrow test, no ballistics test. Very incomplete testing here.
If you want to test the Samurai swords . We need a standardised IEC-neck and possibly a robot that chops with predictable force :) and a seppuku/hara-kiri test rig ( very complex ) :)
 

fpitas

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