A Call For Humor!

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Boris Badinov]

 

[Suffolkhifinut]

An old blind Marine walks into an all girl biker bar and shouts for a double bourbon.
Half way through his drink he says anyone want to hear a blonde joke?
The barmaid says “look buddy we know you’re blind and a Marine, just going to acquaint you with the situation around here!
1. The barmaid is blonde and holding a baseball bat.
2. I’m blonde 6’ tall and a black belt in karate.
3. The bouncer is blonde and weights 200 lbs
4. The woman sat next to me is blonde and a weight lifter
5. The woman the other side of her is blonde and a wrestler
“ Now if you think about it seriously, do you really want to tell a blonde joke”.
The marine thinks about it for a second and says “no …..if I have to repeat it five times”,

 

[Waxx]

 

[jkasch]

 

[jkasch]

 

[jkasch]

 

[eriksson]

 

[eriksson]

 

[mhardy6647]

Got this from our son earlier today.
To which all that I can add is: "Would that it could have been so."

 

[mhardy6647]

(hifihaven)

 

[Timcognito]

 

[Timcognito]

 

[mhardy6647]

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except, of course, for many pirates -- and some other folks.

 

[jkasch]

 

[pseudoid]

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I don't understand how Frank throwing his blind-folded wifey onto the railroad tracks has anything to do with the green Hoover... Unless, somehow, poor Frank got his death blow from that Hoover.

 

[mhardy6647]

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You know, he kinda looks like the guy who may have gotten his wife a Quad ESL the year before...?