Sergeants, Lieutenants, Audio Militia?

[Astoneroad]

Can we please have military titles and ranks for members? This'll definitely legitimize all the claims of the sh**tposters.

Sgt. Shock, Captain Currency, Major Malfunction, Lieutenant Lossless, General SINAD... nope... don't do it.

 

[Mart68]

I once worked with a bloke who told me that he held both an official and an unofficial Star Fleet rank.

I didn't probe any further for obvious reasons.

 

[voodooless]

Would be an excellent April 1st prank! Obviously only complete with a official press release declaring war on the audiophools

 

[Astoneroad]

I once worked with a bloke who told me that he held both an official and an unofficial Star Fleet rank.

I didn't probe any further for obvious reasons.

You really missed that opportunity for a story to tell. Next time... "Engage".

 

[fpitas]

I'm so glad I joined ASR. I heard it was the "Bad Boys" club. After a pristine, nearly pure, innocent life I wanted to walk on the wild side. Thank you ASR for the opportunity!

We get crazy here. We use math & computers & even calculators.

 

[Astoneroad]

Would be an excellent April 1st prank! Obviously only complete with a official press release declaring war on the audiophools

Uniforms? I shot this thread over to Paul at PS Audio and he volunteered to be Colonel Chicken.

 

[fpitas]

Can we please have military titles and ranks for members? This'll definitely legitimize all the claims of the sh**tposters.

It's not nice to mock the insane.

But funny? Yeah, kind of.

 

[Astoneroad]

It's not nice to mock the insane.

It's ok... we're not bright enough to notice.

 

[tomtoo]

We get crazy here. We use math & computers & even calculators.

Even bio weapons like Pizza. Amir has a huge Pizza bioreactor(ofen). Better not joke with us.

 

[Ken1951]

Captain Beefheart!

 

[fpitas]

"To all the brave men and women that have died a little arguing with ignorant audiophiles...we salute you!"

 

[HarmonicTHD]

"To all the brave men and women that have died a little arguing with ignorant audiophiles...we salute you!"

Don’t joke. The danger to health is real. Flat foreheads or head aches from Forehead slapping, balding from pulling out your own hair etc are only a few common ailments suffered by veterans.

Edit. Typo.

 

[Martin Takamine]

 

[tomtoo]

Lets listen to pop. Maybe i rename to major tom?

 

[JustJones]

It doesn't seem like a well oiled military group here more a loose confederation of pirates partial to pasta.

 

[Waxx]

As fan of oldskool obsolete tech i shall be consequent, also in my battle outfit and title...

 

[Astoneroad]

"To all the brave men and women that have died a little arguing with ignorant audiophiles...we salute you!"

 

[Matthias McCready]

If we are getting military ranks, I would like to formally request the rank of "Corporal Captain."

 

[Mnyb]

This is quite insane really . Why does these people insist on setting up shop in this forum ( clearly not in any way reading up on what’s it’s about) and for the n’th time argue some bizarre and/or since long debunked pseudoscience ?
And then run away and cry somewhere else ? Is the mere existence of this fora so provocative to some people that they on regular basis must register and tell us all that we are wrong ? I registered here to get away from the lunatics and learn more about how audio really works and what’s important and what’s not .

 

[amirm]

I want to know why my darn title is so low... A five star general is what I thought I was. Or a King if we are dealing with monarchy. Anything else is an insult to audio truth....